Robbie is offended by a flank slap!
I guess my fanfiction really is: "NUMBER ONE".
Rest In Peace, my man... You were and always will be our number one.
"Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is all right with me,
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo Ho, ahoy and avast,
Being a pirate is really badass!
Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!
You are a pirate!
You are a pirate! - Yay!
We've got us a map, (a map!)
To lead us to a hidden box,